Unpuzzling- The Coup

2/5/2025

BREAKING NEWS: MUSK AND HIS INCELS HAVE BROKEN INTO THE MEDICARE AND MEDICAID PAYMENT SYSTEMS!

By now, you may have noticed the rolling coup. The Orangeman dances the hustle while his financier raids the treasury, stealing personal data from Americans while taking an axe to the payment structures with his band of teen incels. This is just the part we can see (kind of).

Let’s combine some pieces to see how much more significant and ominous this truly is. First, let’s identify the clues.

1. Trump (being the “low IQ” psychopath he is) telegraphs what he’s going to do by accusing other people of his plans. This is also a standard bully move that 8-year-old boys use on playgrounds when adults are watching. “He tried to take my lunch money, so I took his.”

2. Due to the Dominion lawsuit, the Trump team had access to the voting machines.

   1. They could have back-engineered a way to steal the election.

   2. Musk is currently hacking our national computer systems so this seems pretty on brand, stealing an election is nothing.

3. Trump and Musk were both reportedly talking extensively with Putin during the campaign.

4. Exit polls in swing states were completely off, unlike other exit polls.

5. Letters from computer scientists begged the Harris camp to call for an investigation due to massive irregularities. Pennsylvania had 600,000 faithless electors (ballots that only had a vote for Trump and no one else). This flipped the election to him. Before this election, no election was ever won due to faithless electors. This is HIGHLY IRREGULAR.

6. Trump, having no shame, often admits his crimes partially because he probably doesn’t know better.

   1. This is partly why people think he’s “honest.” Of course, he is the biggest public liar in American history, but he blurts out things he shouldn’t.

      1. Trump said, “You don’t need to vote. We have all the votes we need.”

      2. Trump said, “And he (Musk) knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good, pretty good. So thank you to Elon.”

   2. Trump is blatantly misogynistic and racist. He says the quiet parts aloud for those shamed into behaving; he is being “honest.”

Are you seeing a pattern here? Trump, Putin, and Musk were all conferring during the campaign. It was reported that Musk regularly talked to Putin a lot. Some have speculated that Musk is over-leveraged, and perhaps this is why he is seizing the levers of the treasury. I think it is more nefarious than that. Musk and his tech bros are racist, misogynistic, egomaniacal, psychopathic fantasists who want to remake the world in their image. They have a lot in common with Putin and Trump. This is an alliance of thieves.