Karma's A Bitch - Or Maybe It's Just Your Wife

A look at Samuel Alito astrology style

Yes, we have all known Samuel Alito is a conservative and probably a Trump humper (a term borrowed from Thom Hartman). But suspicion is one thing. Flags are another. In case you haven’t heard, Mr. Alito flew his flag upside down in solidarity with the insurrection after Jan 6, 2020. He admitted that, indeed, it was a show of support for the attempted coup but claimed his wife did it.

OK, yeah, sure, that makes sense. As long as his mommy did it. Wait, isn’t he a Supreme Court justice? And aren’t they supposed to be “politically neutral”? I mean, isn’t it the justices’ job in the Constitution to be a check on the power of the legislative and executive branches? Yeah, that’s right.

Yesterday, another story broke. Apparently, he was flying an “An Appeal to Heaven” flag at his other property last summer. It has also been adopted by Trumpers as a symbol of their cause. Is this also his mommy, oops, I mean, his wife’s doing?

Really? I mean Really? He’s a Supreme Court justice and definitely old enough to know better. I’m sure his wife knows better. If it was actually true that right-wing extremism was her decorating style, then couldn’t he tell her to cool it since he’s a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE? I highly doubt it was his wife. This only makes him seem all the lamer. What kind of man blames his wife when he gets in trouble? Certainly, not a man of character.

So, let’s look at this sad excuse of a man and his natal chart. Why is the Universe calling him out now?